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(Actors and Actresses with three or more appearances)

    Eric Myszka
      Mandatory Retirement Level (30+)
        (banned for overexposure and conflict of dis-interest)
    Cory Smith
      Mandatory Retirement Level (17)
        "An Interview with Ice-T" [1993]
          The Interviewer
        "Working Man (parody video)" [1994]
          Drunk Guy
        "Al Capone" [1995]
          Thug #2
        "The Mudjugs Rockumentary" [1998]
          Guy Under Sheet #1
        "Yo Bitch!" [1998]
          The Bitch
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Cat's Voice
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "Scott and The Cara Fiasco" [1999]
          The Narrator
        "Iron Aces III Trailer (Clerks spoof)" [1999]
          Customer #2
        "Iron Aces III Trailer (Star Wars spoof)" [1999]
          Boba Fett
        "Leaving Lucy" [1999]
          Wheelchair Psycho
        "The Making of 'Yo Bitch!'" [1999]
          Stuart
        "Predator 4" [2000]
          Private Duncan Parts
        "Predator 4 Trailer" [2000]
          Private Duncan Parts
        "Top Gun II (Playing With the Boys)" [2001]
          Fireman
        "The Big Delicious (parody video)" [2001]
          The Bass Player, The Keyboard Player
        "Lygamnt (studio video)" [2001]
          Lygamnt Fan #3
    Aaron Boyd
      Titanium Level (12)
        "Al Capone" [1995]
          Al Capone
        "The Mudjugs Rockumentary" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Corporal Hick
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces III Trailer (Star Wars spoof)" [1999]
          Stormtrooper #2112
        "Leaving Lucy" [1999]
          The Bartender
        "Persephone’s Dream" [2000]
          Bar Patron #3
        "Predator 4" [2000]
          Corporal Jeb Hicks
        "Predator 4 Trailer" [2000]
          Corporal Jeb Hicks
        "Top Gun II (Playing With the Boys)" [2001]
          Lieutenant Ace
        "The Big Delicious (parody video)" [2001]
          The Drummer
        "Lygamnt (studio video)" [2001]
          Himself
    Justin Long
      Gold Level (10)
        "Dog Eat Dog" [2001]
          Jimmy the Nutjob
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2002" [2002]
          Gorby Mouth
        "That One Moment" [2003]
          Guy in Road
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          Spokesman
        "Behind the Computer" [2003]
          Paul G. Allen, Geek
        "Triple Witching Hour II" [2003]
          Matt
        "The Apprentice" [2004]
          Lemonade Customer
        "Rock Ur Body" [2005]
          Justin Timberlong
        "The Outcast" [2005]
          Exu
        "Reserved For ________" [2007]
          Mr. Chan
    Todd Harlan
      Lustrium Level (8)
        "An Interview with Ice-T" [1993]
          The Driver
        "Working Man (parody video)" [1994]
          Lawnmower Guy
        "The Mudjugs Rockumentary" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Sergeant T-Bone
        "Predator 4" [2000]
          Sgt. T-Bone
        "Predator 4 Trailer" [2000]
          Sgt. T-Bone
        "The Big Delicious (parody video)" [2001]
          The Lead Guitar Player
        "Lygamnt (studio video)" [2001]
          Lygamnt Fan #2
    Commander Cory Nostradamus Cory
      Iron Level (7)
        "Iron Aces" [1995]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces III Trailer (Star Wars spoof)" [1999]
          Himself
        "Persephone’s Dream" [2000]
          Himself
        "The Big Delicious (parody video)" [2001]
          Himself
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2002" [2002]
          Himself
    Luke Penca
      Iron Level (7)
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Rook the Android
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces III Trailer (Star Wars spoof)" [1999]
          Rook the Android
        "Leaving Lucy" [1999]
          The Bar Patron
        "Floored (Trilogy 1)" [2002]
          Carnie Distributor
        "The Apprentice" [2004]
          Himself
        "The Outcast" [2005]
          Exu
    John Krajacic
      Copper Level (6)
        "3 Smiles Back" [2000]
          Guy
        "That One Moment" [2003]
          Makeout Guy
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          John Decker
        "Triple Witching Hour II" [2003]
          Guard With Knife
        "Geeks Gone Wild" [2004]
          Pretty Boy
        "Reserved For ________" [2007]
          John
    Ryan Durbin
      Aluminum Level (5)
        "Working Man (parody video)" [1994]
          Pizza Delivery Guy
        "Iron Aces" [1995]
          Dennis Duffy
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Kenny Duffy
        "Scott and The Cara Fiasco" [1999]
          Himself
        "Leaving Lucy" [1999]
          Guy Pushing the Wheelchair Psycho
    Joe Butler
      Aluminum Level (5)
        "The Mudjugs Rockumentary" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Cylinder
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "Iron Aces III Trailer (Star Wars spoof)" [1999]
          Alien #2, Darth Vader
        "The Big Delicious (parody video)" [2001]
          The Lead Singer
    1989 Chevrolet Celebrity Wagon
      Aluminum Level (5)
        "3 Smiles Back" [2000]
          itself
        "Floored (Trilogy 1)" [2002]
          itself
        "Running For Love" [2002]
          itself
        "Puddle Of Mudd (parody video)" [2002]
          itself
        "That One Moment" [2003]
          itself
    1991 Ford Ranger
      Tin Level (4)
        "An Interview with Ice-T" [1993]
          Itself
        "A Study of Ethanol" [1996]
          Itself
        "The Mudjugs Rockumentary" [1998]
          Itself
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Itself
    Brad Flanagan
      Tin Level (4)
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          Window Guy
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 1999" [1999]
          B.A.
        "Geeks Gone Wild" [2004]
          Closet Geek
    Riccardo Gabrielli
      Tin Level (4)
        "3 Smiles Back" [2000]
          Evil Man
        "I’ll Wait For You" [2002]
          Guy
        "Running For Love" [2002]
          Tabitha's Ex-Lover
        "Puddle Of Mudd (parody video)" [2002]
          Dead Man in Ditch
    Stuart Ramsbottom
      Tin Level (4)
        "3 Smiles Back" [2000]
          Guy Who Slaps Laurie
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2001" [2001]
          Voice of Preston
        "Running For Love" [2002]
          Ignored Man
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          Preston
    Kali Cook
      Tin Level (4)
        "That One Moment" [2003]
          Joey
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          Gamma Phi Girl
        "Behind the Computer" [2003]
          Local Image Consultant
        "Triple Witching Hour II" [2003]
          Matt's Sister
    Shannon Bucci
      Tin Level (4)
        "Floored (Trilogy 1)" [2002]
          Elevator Girl
        "That One Moment" [2003]
          Kris
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          Picture Girl
        "Your Heart" [2005]
          Heartbroken
    Jed Bauch
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Iron Aces" [1995]
          Slick
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "The Rescue" [1999]
          Gunman #4
    Paul Gorecki
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          PFC Goreckivich
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          KWWL Interviewer, KGRK DJ, Himself
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 1999" [1999]
          Faceman
    Chris Pirillo
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          The President
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Himself
        "Behind the Computer" [2003]
          Himself
    Ben Pirillo
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Iron Aces II: Dependence Day" [1998]
          The Guy Who Got Cut
        "Iron Aces II World Premiere" [1998]
          Head of Security
        "Behind the Computer" [2003]
          Himself
    Geoff Weisenberger
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Persephone’s Dream" [2000]
          Ranting Guy
        "Monday Night Football" [2001]
          Tight End
        "Persephone's Dream II" [2002]
          The Devil
    Jen Pamintuan
      Eligible Level (3)
        "The Big Delicious (parody video)" [2001]
          V.J. Jen
        "Floored (Trilogy 1)" [2002]
          Hollywood Girl
        "Running For Love" [2002]
          Girl in Celebrity Wagon
    Ransford Doherty
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Floored (Trilogy 1)" [2002]
          Security Guard
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          Preston Hudson
        "Geeks Gone Wild" [2004]
          Larry Lair
    Eric Lundy
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Puddle Of Mudd (parody video)" [2002]
          Suicide Clown
        "TKE Red Carnation Ball 2003" [2003]
          Steven Paulser
        "Behind the Computer" [2003]
          Bill Gates
    Tabitha Arrow
      Eligible Level (3)
        "Running for Love" [2002]
          Tabitha
        ""Triple Witching Hour II"" [2003]
          Girl Who Takes A Bullet
        "The Outcast" [2005]
          Melissa

3 = Eligible Level
4 = Tin Level
5 = Aluminum Level
6 = Copper Level
7 = Iron Level
8 = Lustrium Level
9 = Steel Level
10 = Gold Level
11 = Platinum Level
12 = Titanium Level
13 = Uranium 238 Level
14 = Diamond Superstar Level
15 = Mandatory Retirement Level

SAG Member List

SAG Member #0000 = Eric Myszka
SAG Member #0001 = Cory Smith
SAG Member #0002 = Todd Harlan
SAG Member #0003 = Aaron Boyd
SAG Member #0004 = Commander Cory Nostradamus Cory
SAG Member #0005 = Ryan Durbin
SAG Member #0006 = Jed Bauch
SAG Member #0007 = Joe Butler
SAG Member #0008 = Luke Penca
SAG Member #0009 = Chris Pirillo
SAG Member #0010 = Brad Flanagan
SAG Member #0011 = Paul Gorecki
SAG Member #0012 = Ben Pirillo
SAG Member #0013 = 1989 Chevrolet Celebrity Wagon
SAG Member #0014 = Geoff Weisenberger
SAG Member #0015 = Riccardo Gabrielli
SAG Member #0016 = Stuart Ramsbottom
SAG Member #0017 = John Krajacic
SAG Member #0018 = Justin Long
SAG Member #0019 = Jen Pamintuan
SAG Member #0020 = Eric Lundy
SAG Member #0021 = Shannon Bucci
SAG Member #0022 = Kali Cook
SAG Member #0023 = 1991 Ford Ranger
SAG Member #0024 = Ransford Doherty
SAG Member #0025 = Tabitha Arrow



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